- The members of our Book Club are of all kinds and that’s exactly what makes it so interesting; so relax and don’t act like an alien. I am sure you’ll like most of them.
- Finally! You are late and we’ve already started. Today I’ll propose 2 new books and then we’ll decide which one we are going to read and discuss in depth. Do we have a new member?
- Not exactly, she is a visitor, but who knows? She might stay.
- Let’s go back to our discussion. Julian Barnes has a new book with the title
“Keeping an eye open”. I do like the fact that Barnes is always so deeply philosophical.
- What do you mean? That Julian Barnes is satisfied with keeping one eye open, because he knows that the readers would sooner or later get so bored with his book that would hardly be able to keep two eyes open?!
- The book contains essays on art, with Barnes concluding that
“Art doesn’t just capture the thrill of life ... sometimes it is that thrill.”
- Someone should inform Julian Barnes that
Real Life is a thriller,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOpa8y2TIy8 in case he hasn’t noticed ,and most probably he hasn’t ,because he ONLY sees life through the eyes of Flaubert, the ears of old Ford, the paintings of Braque and his other non-blood ‘relatives’.
- Wasn’t Flaubert the one who said
“Be regular and ordinary in your life, like a bourgeois, so that you may be violent and original in your work?” It seems that Julian Barnes needs to be reminded of this, because his work is always so regular and ordinary and utterly boring!!
- Actually, I think that Barnes
is a repetitionist due to his lack of imagination.
- This proves that he either didn’t follow Flaubert’s advice that
“everything must be learnt, from talking to dying” or that Flaubert’s advice is wrong by definition.
- Or it could be a proof that Barnes’s
memory and imagination are indistinguishable and therefore the memory of a boring life could only lead to the creation of a boring imagined life.
- What does our visitor think?
- About Mr. Barnes and keeping an eye open to his thrilling Art? Well, I am afraid I’ll use my dad’s wise words…..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxCtt3s_1M - Your dad is?
- You are?
- Enough guys; stop licking and listen carefully to my second choice. On the other side mow we have this man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEroLpKNDu0 and his new book.
- Where does he come from?
- From Mars! Oh, come on now, he is the internationally acclaimed author of the Classics
“Porno”, “Hot Glue” and “Filth”.
- You must be joking?!!!!!
- I am damn serious. Try the
“Decent Ride” which is the prequel of the sequel of “
Trainspotting”.
- That “Trainspotting”?!
- Exactly!!!
- So what’s after the “ Trainspotting”?
- It’s the
“Trainspinster”. It’s about Germaine, a spinster who takes the train from the South of England and starts taking part in many indecent things on the way North….
- Like?
- Everything your dirty mind could think of and even more: alcohol, drugs and shagging with lots, from T
erry Lawson, the cab driver with the erudite penis, and the Sick Boy, to the Trio ( Anny, Honey and Danny) and the SkagBoys. But Germaine is not a slut. She is the kind of Feminist who decided early on her life that she didn’t want to become an unpaid worker with a husband and kids; she decided that she had all the skills to find her role in the society and be loved many times for many different reasons, but mainly for being herself, her real self.
- Does she finally find true love or her other half?
- Well, yes, in the eyes(1 ½ eyes) of her Lost Love,
this tall, shiny working class Boxer from Leith.
- Do they have sex?
- Enough said! But it’s that final scene where she spots him sitting at the train bar(he is an ex-alcoholic, ex-drug user, ex-convict),so she goes and sits next to him and says
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFHiBW9RE8-
Don’t listen to him. Irvine Wallace is a mentally screwed misogynist who drives me ‘zorba’ with his low-life characters and language on one hand and his high leisured personal life and political opinions on the other.
-
Yer talkin pish! Irvine is more authentic than some highbrow writers and unique in what he does.
- Excuse me? Your name?
- Leia.
- What are you reading all this time? It must be something interesting , because you keep laughing?!
- It’s a poem from
AL, a writer, a poet and daydreamer.
- What could a woman of your status possibly have in common with AL? Has he published anything?
- I doubt ,but listen:
“P is for the Puddle”I pondered lonely as a puddle
I have no depth. I am a muddle
On my surface all you’ll see
Is your own face.
That’s not me.
Step on in and splash around
You’ll see my heart can yet be found
- He is not bad, but he is not that good. It’s childish?!
- Anyway, I just send him my honest feedback:
“P is for the Poet Laureate,
Something that you will NEVER be.”
Leia
Ps :Why don't you try something more universal?
- And now Al will get this and translate it into a verse? You think?!
- No, I do not just think. Here he is, with a new one:
The Zombie Chorus
Brains, brains, brains
They are so good to eat
Full of Omega-3
They’re such a tasty treat!
Zombie Flash Fiction Haiku
Undead rise. Got bit.
Infection spreading. Blackness.
I’m alive!… urrrr… brains…
Zombie Limericks
There once was a zombie from Hull
Whose wits were exceedingly dull
He stuttered and stumbled
As he groaned and he grumbled
But then he only had half a skull!
There once was a zombie from Rhyl
Who so loved to savour her kill
She’d chew every bite
Through day and night
It gave her a tingly thrill!
Oh! He is so funny, so witty, so sweet; I think I might abduct this boy one day....
- Have you told him who you are? Go on, sent him a good hint !!
- Ok,then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfI6H1dXqA Princess Leia
- This Book Club not only has strange members who read strange books but might also witness the start of the most strange New Relationship?!
- Here is!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03Uoj6p9QA Al, the Alien.
Which one do you prefer:
the Commander’s of ‘L’Ordre des Arts et des Lettres’
“Keeping an Eye Open” or
Irvine Wallace’s
“The Decent Ride” ?
I'll take
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