I am trying to locate something I am sure I read amongst Barnes' writings in which he compares the eccentricities of British Art to the weirdness of Australian wildlife. I can't find it anywhere. Can anyone help?
Our Community Church is one of the largest in Australia. It is a multi-campus church founded in 1901,and today welcomes more than 19,000 people weekly. It offers community services, and has donated food and clothing to over 10,000 people. We have helped famous people like Mr.Michel Faber,a former starving nurse and romantic shoplifter, who denies to acknowledge the Mercy of God and we are very happy to buy a new MAPLE TREE for the 'poor' TV poet,Mr.Clive James,and of course,we could not Mr.Les Murray paying for his groceries ?! What a waste of talent!! Their only contribution would be to plant 5.000 new Methuselahs.
So Silly things do NOT cease to be silly even if they are done by eponymous people in a so called pluralistic news group... I have neither lost my self-control nor my memory. It's Mr.Wolf that does not remember or want to remember...Wasn't He Full of Himself when he was committing adultery?
So I suggest to Mr.Clive Jame's to let aside ‘The English language' and 'the tone-deaf activists’ and write as an Expert about the 'Body Language between the Blonde Riding Hood and the Old Amnesic Wolf'. Maybe he could use some extra help from his wise peer,Julian Barnes,who confessed that
"Love in England is the system for getting your wife/husband to call you darling after having Sex with her/his lover."